Here's somthing i gotten frm the web!(:
-Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved,
and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
-There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours
with them.
-You should not confuse your career with your life.
-Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
-Never lick a steak knife.
-The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe
daylight savings time.
-You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's
pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
-There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about
your birthday. That time is age eleven.
-The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status
or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
-Your friends love you anyway.
-Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
leeCHIN<3