Monday, April 30, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
11:27 PM
If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!
Pursue at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (surprise!).
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese? Doesn't it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
8:14 PM
mr lee says tht he whudnt be coming on thurs and fri.
so,
YAY YAY YAY
FREE PERIOD FREE PERIOD FREE PERIOD
NO GEOG NO GEOG NO GEOG
NO MR LEE NO MR LEE NO MR LEE.
COZ HE ON COURSE AT SUNGEI BULOH WETLANDS RESERVE!
but after i said tht to him he say he'll inform ms tan about the free periods.
T.T
t'are and good luck for sci test tmr! JIAYOU!
TIFFANY.
Monday, April 23, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
5:27 PM
the stickman is chnged to another teevee.
so this will be our final design alright. (:
we're reconsidering the colours for the class tee,
cus we just found out tht e3 may be using gold and black too.
so yeah, we'll inform you all.
t'care.
TIFFANY.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
7:41 PM
i found a sweet song sung by 1st Ladi.
Click
here to download. If. actually not if la. windows media player will pop out.
click file, save as then save in wherever you want to put it. Enjoy!
Friday, April 20, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
11:13 PM
peeps. lol. i cant believe i am calling my classmates peeps.
i cant imagine myself being called i peep, peep.
today mr lam taught us how to solve quadratic equations using graphs.
cool. i never knew curves were so hard to draw.
yesterday we had advance paper.
i think the dictionary dont like me. i took it from the shelf, put it on the table just right in front of my door. i didnt take it. it didnt remind me to bring it along with me to school. perhaps he didnt like school, just like me!
if you guys are in need for a laugh, think of deon being taupokked by erma. it worked for me.
and on school's headlines: MR THANA WAS SEEN BAIKA.
with crutches. i wonder how he will cane people. maybe he was into a fight. hey guys. i am joking. lets send our wishes to mr thana okay? he helps in the increasing the level of peace and security in the school. and provides us with a wig to talk about. so yeah?
class teee's coming up next! excited sia. we will have something which other classes do not have.
and the best for our exams !
(and a few mins ago while i was typing this post leechin called us peeps.)
peeps, i have finished my crap. actually, this is an effort to add more posts to the blog.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
5:10 PM
we'll be seeing this again soon.
:DDDD
and joel did tht cool redirecting thng.
so if you go to 1e2-ohsix you'll be
directed to e2lalaland.
pro. T.T
TIFFANY.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
5:42 PM
OH REALLAE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT...
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.LEECHIN
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
5:13 PM
HARLLO!
can anyone make a new blogskin for the class blog?
cus we're alrdy 2E2. ;/
and i've updated the rockers of the year, we did it & links.
if i've missed out anyone, psps.
i've chnged the class blog's url.
yucheong kim char and i thnk thnk thnk thn decide der.
if you all thnk it's weird or smth, i can chnge it again. (:
t'care and good luck for the papers tmr!
JIAYOU.
TIFFANY.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
9:49 PM
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
6:43 PM
60th post.
i thnk E2 is really splitting into many many parts.
if you all are disliking erlin or smth,
please dont.
she is feeling veryveryvery upset now, and i dont know how to console her.
has she done smth wrong?
dont get me wrong, im nort pointing fingers at anyone
but i dont thnk E2rians shud treat each other in this way.
whre's our class spirit?
seriously, i dont thnk our class is united at all.
i heard from yucheong tht mr lee actually said tht we've gort the potential to go far.
but i doubt so, if this continues.
frankly speaking, i really really very peifu E6.
and since we can do it during learning carnival, thn why cnt we do it in class chalet?
like whd yucheong had said, we only want to organise something to the class to enjoy.
and rmbr? mr lee mentioned tht it's impossible to satisfy everyone.
organising stuff ain't that easy.
im nort here to say tht we're very weida or smth. but it's tht we nid you all's cooperation.
& i admit tht we're wrong to book the changi chalet without informing you all first.
changing to the changi chalet is becus of mrs wong.
as you all know, she's going overseas during the holiday
and she whudnt be able to make it if we dont chnge the dates.
this is our last year with her, and maybe the chalet is the last 'outing' that we can invite mrs wong to.
and the pasir ris chalets are fully booked, so we can only book the changi ones.
sorry for nort discussing with you all about this first.1 simple class tee and chalet turned out to be such a complicated thing.
but the class chalet will still be on, no matter whd happens.
&i hope it'll be a fun one. (:
and e2rians who are designing the class tee, please gimme the designs asap.
we nid to ask the class which one they prefer.
thnkyou!
TIFFANY.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
8:44 PM
OKay here are the waited long pics from my cam!!
Crabby hands.
Joel: Im gonna snatch it first Zihui!!
Zihui: Kan wo de li hai!!!
Tzutai:(grabs Joel) tsk. STOP IT dude.(purses his lips)
Hilarious.
Yo. Check it out.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
As we go on, We remember all the times we had together.
4:23 PM
TADAH!
im here to update. :D
uh, there's quite a lort of hmwk to chiong for this weekend.
art extension + tht fantasy thng,
english,
pw stuff,
and for hmt pple, the yao qing han + du hou gan + yi lun wen.
T.T
and do you all know that zihui and joohou kissed?
haha. bcus of my pizza biscuit stick. :D
didnt manage to take pic to show you all. ;c
&zihui's feeling very sad after kissing joohou.
he say joohou zuan dao.
LOL.
off to chiong hmwk! ):
everyone t'care and let's pray tht i can finish doing all the hmwk. :D
<3
TIFFANY.
